Dear yahoo,
This is a polite message begging you not to change anything on this site. This means:
- Allow tumblr porn. (fanfics, fanart and actual porn etc.)
- No fucking weird smileys.
- No links
- No proper blocking system.
DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING.
Yours sincerely,
Every single blogger on here.
(Source: thebloodonmyhandscoveredtheholes)
That’s how you climb the corporate ladder.
When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right?
I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly.
After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.
AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.
Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good.
Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous.
So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face.
MR….FACE….
I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE JUDGE FROM OFF
Guys I got so much stuff down on the coast. Mostly work clothes but some fun stuff too. I got a white fake leather purse with skulls on it for $10! at Urban Outfitters. I also went to forever 21 for the first time ever and i love it there! It’s dirt cheap! So much shirts for work. And I got a pair of dress pants given to me as well as a bunch of hoodies and sweaters :)
My, isn’t it awkward that you just fuckin recycled a nearly 40 year old article to shit on this latest generation?
Recession. Student debt. Etc. Lots of people smarter than me have already had some excellent commentary on this (here and here and here not to mention all the great Tumblr commentary).
But I do want to say:
Of all the images you could have picked, you chose one of a teenage girl taking a selfie.
Because of course, girls who have been taught nothing else by their elders except that their appearance is what matters are the reason we are all lazy and narcissistic.
Fuck off. You fucking made us. You raised me and my sister and my female cousin and millions and millions of girls to be self-conscious and obsessed with making ourselves look pleasing to men. You taught us that that was our only worth. And now you shit on us for it.
FUCK OFF, TIME.
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
Blergh… so tired. One more 12 hour shift then I’m off for 6 days!!! As much as I am loving the new job, I am very stoked for my days off (mainly because I’ve only had 3 days off since I started). Anyways, I’m going to Vancouver for a wedding and maybe try to get a bit of shopping in. Also potential modcloth purchase which is always exciting. This is the most disjointed post but the main point is I am making money now.
